A new if. post for those who want to test the limits of your imagination. These are courtesy of my mom.
If. I ruled Winnipeg I would remove all of the pick-up trucks from the road. Not only are they an environmental hazard, but the people who drive them think they own the road and have no courtesy for other drivers.
If. I had special magical powers I would be like Samantha from Bewitched and wiggle my nose to make things and people disappear.
If. I could eat dessert all the time, it would be creme brule with zero calories.
If. I could do away with a chore, it would be dusting. Of course, if I have my magical powers, I would just wiggle my nose and the dust would be gone.
Ok my turn.
If. I ruled Winnipeg I would outlaw complaining about the Winnipeg weather. Yes it’s cold and winter lasts 6 months of the year. LOVE it or leave it! Don’t complain about something you cannot change.
If. I had special magical powers, I would want the power to HEAL.
If. I could eat dessert all the time, I would. Really, I would.
If. I could do away with a chore, it would be cleaning the bathroom. I never used to mind it but I draw the line at wiping pee off the floor.
Ok your turn.